Once upon a time, there was this little chibi person thing. His name? Clawzy. He liked to dance with giant magical jumping flowers. Then he turned savage and savagely attacked the giant magical jumping rainbow flowers. And then he found candy and ate it. Then he was wanted for flower murder. He eated a oink flavored jelly bean, and got angry when people would kill his flowers. Nobody wanted to party with him so he was sad. He wailed in sorrow. Then he started killing giant magical dancing umbrella mushrooms with hats, while riding ponies. And then he chewed bubble gum. And then chocolate raisins. Delicious chocolate raisins. Then he hurt his tooth. And admired his computer screens beauty. Then he found a magical purple dancing mushroom that sings him songs when he is sad. He was all alone in the world, surrounded by dancing mushrooms. Then, all of a sudden, he found a person. And he ate him. Then he found joy in killing magical flying flower bugs. And that's why the sky is purple. The End.








Best story ever